Stephanie Meyers, you tease.
A time saver :-)
awesome Twilight reference
and when they finally do get around to doing it, Meyer cuts straight to the next morning, and skips the whole scene. I...
If Edward wasn’t such a cunty fucking cock, they’d have been at it about five seconds after they met (and decided they...
It takes almost two thousand pages to Learn about a vampire finally getting laid. Nice.