Hello everyone, my name’s Zach Weiner. I’m the geek behind SMBC and one of the geeks behind SMBC Theater.

Today, I’ll be fulfilling a few childhood dreams at once. I’ll be making an extended graphvella (as described above) which documents ALL OF STAR WARS.

I may not have succeeded in capturing the entirety of the story, but I think I at least got the high points. Well… at least the stupid points. I anticipate being corrected today both on my ability with graphs and on my knowledge of Star Wars.

I’ll also be posting some favorite graph jokes from the past at SMBC and answering your questions as fast as I can.

So, yeah. Hi ilovecharts. We’re gonna be friends all day today.

<3,

Zach Weiner