Original version from The System 475: Bad News Flares

Relationships can be tough. Ending them can be even tougher. Hence this handy chart I developed to help keep you out of trouble. Trust me, you want to stay below the “breakup barrier”.

The original version had “snail mail” first and in person second, the rationale being that civil war letters and such were pretty damn sincere. But then I remembered what passes for mail nowadays, so ‘eff that noise.