The Cheapskate’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

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I resent that business about single people and self esteem! (Also, my alcohol intake stays up at all times, come rain or come shine.) Try this on for size, kids, and then go have another candy heart. Or a dozen.

-zitsandwrinkles

This is a full-page Valentine’s Day flowchart I created for the Daily Nebraskan, the student newspaper at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Art is by Bob Al-Greene; Content/Hilarity by Casey Welsch; Chart/Layout by Brady Jones (me).

-bradyjones

What Kind of Flowers Should I Get Her?

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People I want to spend Valentine’s Day with.

I have a fab group of friends, alas most of us are currently single - so rather than be miserable, I’ve invited them all over to mine for dinner and poker. I felt my feelings towards them would be best summed up with a Venn diagram.

-amykate 

Happy Valentines Day

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An inaccurate chart, clearly written by the unrepresented “caustically single and relying on ‘cleverness’ to cover the pain” section of the Single Guys graph.

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!