I get home from work around 3 a.m. every day. Making anything other than toast or pizza at that point comes with a significant risk of burning the house down.
Laziness claims another tree
by Buddy Chris
This assumes that cannibals have a well-balanced non-cannibalistic diet in addition to people eating, but I think that is a safe assumption.
A chart of the quality vs the novelty of many Portland Eateries
It looks like Park Kitchen is where it’s at.