Welcome to the Weiner-drome

Hey, Chart Geeks!

Kelly and Zach Weinersmith here, and we’re today’s Chartists in Residence! Zach does a comic called Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, co-creates SMBC Theater, does a blog on math, science, and other things at TheWeinerworks, and has two books out through Breadpig. Kelly is a PhD student at the University of California Davis, where she studies brain infecting parasites and their effects on behavior. We both do a geeky science podcast called The Weekly Weinersmith
Zach will be bringing you dirty jokes in graph form, and I will be bringing you science graphs (mostly about parasites!)
- Kelly
Relationship zones.
Relationship zones.
In Western countries, the percent of its citizens that are infected by the brain-infecting parasite Toxoplasma gondii correlates with how much people find uncertainty to be frightening. These countries tend to adhere to rules, as rules tend to make people more certain of things that will happen in their environment. Is a brain-infecting parasite influencing human culture? Click on photo to read the article. 
In Western countries, the percent of its citizens that are infected by the brain-infecting parasite Toxoplasma gondii correlates with how much people find uncertainty to be frightening. These countries tend to adhere to rules, as rules tend to make people more certain of things that will happen in their environment. Is a brain-infecting parasite influencing human culture? Click here to read the article. 
Sources of Stress
Sources of Stress
Beer gets mosquitos all hot and bothered. When exposed to the smell of someone who has drank a beer, mosquitos move around more (“Activation”), and is attracted to that person’s scent (“Orientation”). This doesn’t happen after you drink water. Click on the graph for the complete paper, and an awesome picture of the set-up that they used to do this study. 
Beer gets mosquitos all hot and bothered. When exposed to the smell of someone who has drank a beer, mosquitos move around more (“Activation”), and is attracted to that person’s scent (“Orientation”). This doesn’t happen after you drink water. Click here for the complete paper, and an awesome picture of the set-up that they used to do this study. 
Fact.
Fact.
The bacteria living in your gut may influence your personality. The top row of the graph tracks the movement of a mouse with normal gut bacteria (“SPF” means “specific pathogen free”) as it scurries around in an open arena over the course of an hour. The bottom row tracks the movement of a mouse that grew up without gut bacteria (“GF” means “germ free”). This little dude is much more active towards the end of the hour. Read about how gut bacteria influence brain development and personality in mice by clicking on the image. 
The bacteria living in your gut may influence your personality. The top row of the graph tracks the movement of a mouse with normal gut bacteria (“SPF” means “specific pathogen free”) as it scurries around in an open arena over the course of an hour. The bottom row tracks the movement of a mouse that grew up without gut bacteria (“GF” means “germ free”). This little dude is much more active towards the end of the hour. Read about how gut bacteria influence brain development and personality in mice by clicking here.
 What’re the odds?
What’re the odds?
Some penguins are able to expel their poop with such great pressure that it lands far away from their nest, thus keeping their homes tidy. Scientists calculated the pressure that penguins would need to send their poop flying a given distance, and this chart outlines the parameters they used in their model. Click on the photo for the complete paper. 
Ahhhhhh…..SCIENCE!

Some penguins are able to expel their poop with such great pressure that it lands far away from their nest, thus keeping their homes tidy. Scientists calculated the pressure that penguins would need to send their poop flying a given distance, and this chart outlines the parameters they used in their model. Click here for the complete paper. 

Ahhhhhh…..SCIENCE!

True story.

True story.

In fruit bats, fellatio extends male sexual stamina. Complete with illustration. SCIENCE. 

In fruit bats, fellatio extends male sexual stamina. Complete with illustration. SCIENCE.

 Strippers on the pill make less money in tips than do their non-pill using counterparts. This is especially apparent during the most fertile period of the women’s cycle. 

Strippers on the pill make less money in tips than do their non-pill using counterparts. This is especially apparent during the most fertile period of the women’s cycle. More.

Mathematical model of a zombie outbreak. Click on photo for full article. 

Mathematical model of a zombie outbreak. Click here for full article.  

Yeah…

Yeah…

Thanks for a great time! We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve fellated bats. 

My dad always said, “Leave a campsite in better condition than when you first encountered it.” You’re welcome, Jason. 

Buy the I Love Charts book! :) 

<3, Zach and Kelly Weinersmith